I said you couldn't stay away and, I was right. You've been checking the board regularly, and are now bragging about staying away a whole 30 days....you were no doubt counting down that whole month until your return.
This is always a slow time of year.
I'm in Miami with my family. Going to a midnight showing of Hunger Games with my daughters. Apparently, I'm less obsessed with OSU than you are and I haven't thought once about you during the time you were scheming on how you were going to show me up or something.
Stick around Mike. You're highly amusing.
Or not....it doesn't matter to me one way or the other. I'm sure Ghetto, Inc. will survive with or without you life affirming energy.